Saturday, December 29, 2012

Power Profile: Sateena De Sade!


           
                Alias: Sadie Desmond
               Age: 17
               Occupation: Heiress
               Origin: As an extension of his many perversions, the notorious Marquis De Sade had become interested in studying demonology in the early 1800s.  Through a mystical spell, he managed to transform himself into a part-human, part-demonic being or "demonoid."  However, because of a loop-hole in the spell, De Sade was then forced to work for the Devil, doing his dirty work on earth. Being an egomaniac, he eventually grew tired of serving his evil master and rebelled against him. Because of this, the devil imprisoned him in a cell in hell. But, many years later, by using another spell, De Sade managed to return to earth, briefly, in the modern United States. While there, De Sade made a deal with the Desmonds, a wealthy and famous couple who were in the process of going bankrupt. Using his demonoid powers, De Sade magically restored their financial status, on the condition that Catrina Desmond carry  his child. The baby, when born, would also be a demonoid. Before being transported back to hell, he gave her the name Sateena (to piss off the Devil) and left the family with weaponry capable of hurting and destroying other demonic beings and instructions for the girl to follow.  Once she became old enough, she was to use her weapons and powers to battle the devil's other earthbound demonoid forces. To the world at large, she appears as Sadie Desmond, party animal and promiscuous heiress, but when demonic forces threaten, she becomes Sateena De Sade, the baddest bad girl fighting for the forces of good!
Powers, abilities and weaponry: Sateena has the powers of other demonoids, like increased strength,the ability to use magic and produce fire. But these powers can't hurt other demonic beings. For that, she must use the weapons that her father stole from hell to give to her:The Tri-fork Blaster , a pitchfork shaped laser that can emit special anti-demon fire and other magical blasts, and the Whip of Woe,which she can crack to injure her enemies.
Weaknesses:Though she isn't evil herself, the fact that she is a demonic being(and the daughter of the Marquis De Sade) makes Sateena susceptible to certain evil impulses. She has streaks of sadism and the desire to torture along with perverse sexual cravings. She must control all this, to keep herself from crossing the line from good to bad.
Favorite kind of cake: Devil's food...get it!?
Favorite kind of ham: Honey Baked ( You thought I was going to say Deviled didn't you?)




 

1 comment:

  1. Oh my goodness, any story that involves the Marquis De Sade being in imprisoned in hell and naming his daughter Sateena to piss the devil off is just priceless. I love her mythology and her struggle to walk the line carefully between good and evil. The Whip of Woe is also fun, the perfect name for a weapon if there ever was one.

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