Sunday, January 13, 2013

The Six String Ray: A Closer Look

Rock N' Roll Porpoise Man's Guitar is the baddest axe on the planet, but there is definitely something fishy about it! He constructed it himself, in the shape of a Manta Ray, but this ray has more sting than that! (And more strings!) When he wants to rock, he can play it like a normal guitar, but when the Sea Skull shows up to the wreck the party, Rock N' Roll Porpoise Man can blast that skeletal square away with power chords that deliver actual power! All he has to do is turn the knobs to whatever setting he wants, and strum. With his porpoise intelligence, he has enabled  the guitar with super blast-o settings. He can alter these settings at any time, but if he wants, he can shoot everything from harmful laser rays, to a super butter sauce ray that really pisses off Johnny Lobster.Some critics complain that Rock isn't all that talented because all he plays is power chords, but you try playing a guitar with those flipper hands of his! Plus, those same philistines would think twice about putting down his skills if Rock had the Six String Ray aimed their way!

3 comments:

  1. Oh wow, the guitar is really its own character too! I like this a lot. I like the butter sauce ray for the times when he wants to piss of Johnny Lobster. That is funny. So since this guitar is such a powerful weapon too, are there ever enemies that try to take it from Rock n' Roll Porpoise Man?

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  2. Yes, and if someone does take it that could be problematic.
    Actually, before, when you mentioned video game ideas for my characters, I thought a Porpoise Man game could be manufactured that would be a twist on guitar hero-where you got a control that came with the game that looked like the six string ray, and you could aim it at the screen and strum power chords to shoot lasers at enemies.

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  3. Oh that sounds like a fun game. I like that idea a lot. I'm not very good at Guitar Hero, but I would totally give this game a try.

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