Rock N' Roll Porpoise Man's Guitar is the baddest axe on the planet, but there is definitely something fishy about it! He constructed it himself, in the shape of a Manta Ray, but this ray has more sting than that! (And more strings!) When he wants to rock, he can play it like a normal guitar, but when the Sea Skull shows up to the wreck the party, Rock N' Roll Porpoise Man can blast that skeletal square away with power chords that deliver actual power! All he has to do is turn the knobs to whatever setting he wants, and strum. With his porpoise intelligence, he has enabled the guitar with super blast-o settings. He can alter these settings at any time, but if he wants, he can shoot everything from harmful laser rays, to a super butter sauce ray that really pisses off Johnny Lobster.Some critics complain that Rock isn't all that talented because all he plays is power chords, but you try playing a guitar with those flipper hands of his! Plus, those same philistines would think twice about putting down his skills if Rock had the Six String Ray aimed their way!
