A Moose Mini-Comic: Joey Banana One-pager

Every now and again I like to provide you Moose-heads with a bite sized page long mini-comic to whet your appetite so,here's our pissed off pal Joey Banana in Pineapple Surprise! (it makes sense if you know "Pineapple" is slang for grenade) bon appetit!

Power Profile: Joey Banana!

 

Real Name: Joe Bannon 

Occupation: Ex-cop, soldier of fortune, vigilante 

Age: 40

Origin: Joe Bannon was a good cop, until he got caught defending the public during an alien invasion. He was only trying to help innocent bystanders, but he ended up getting blasted by a special ray developed by the alien forces. Normally, this may have killed Joey, but this was no ordinary death ray, and these were no ordinary aliens. They were the different-colored space apes, a race of extraterrestrial gorillas bent on dominating mankind. These simians didn't just want to enslave the people of the earth, they wanted to preserve them as a food source. And everyone knows how much monkeys like bananas. Gorog, the leader of the different-colored space apes had developed a Banana-izer ray that could turn the head of a human being into a banana for the extraterrestrial apes to feast on. Although their invading forces were beaten back, the Banana-izer did zap Joe, and transformed his head into a giant banana.Understandably, Joey was upset by this. Now he has a banana for a head and a thirst for vengeance. Though the banana head had driven him to insanity, and his over-the-top violent tactics against criminals got him kicked off the force, causing him to go into work as a bounty hunter, he still has a moral compass. He mostly just kills bad guys, but he also has a vendetta against monkeys, apes, gorillas, and simians of all types. So, lock up your zoo gates, and run screaming if you are a criminal! Joey Banana is coming for you! And don't ever call him a fruit!

Powers, Abilities and Weaponry:Mostly just weaponry. Joey is an insane, banana-headed man who has a lot of weapons.

Weaknesses: Monkeys. apes. gorillas etc. All simians piss him off.

Least Favorite Ronald Reagan Movie: Bedtime for Bonzo

Least Favorite Video Game: Every single Donkey Kong game.